Cuuuute! While in Washington Square Park this afternoon, someone tossed a strawberry to an awaiting squirrel. A lady watching nearby said, “That’s kind of cute”. The guy who fed the squirrel responded, “Kind of cute? It’s fucking adorable!”
Sorry, sparrows, no strawberry for you! Keep on hoppin’!
Insert “shmurp” sound here:
All gone! Yum!
